Just seen this on the BBC website, and couldn't resist having a go myself. For some reason they kept it to 'European' team of the year, can't think why, so here's my 11 worldwide names who have lit up the game more than any other in the last decade:
Gianluigi Buffon - Performed un-believably for Juventus since signing for them in 2001, and even spent a season with them in Serie B when people were throwing around figures of something like £40million to sign him. Pulled off some of the best saves in living memory, including a stunning one-hander from Mutu in the last Euros. And he won the World Cup.
Carlos Puyol - Started his career for both Barcelona and Spain in 2000, and almost instantly became a permanent fixture in each side. His incredible pace, power, agiliy and determination has seen him accumulate almost every club and personal honour there is.
Fabio Cannavaro - The best centre back in the world for the best part of the 00s, and played the classic captain's role in the ridiculous defence that took Italy to the 2006 world cup. The only defender to win the Ballon d'Or over the last ten years.
Alessandro Nesta - A proper centre-half. Holds the line like a rock, never scores, but maintains the ability to stroll out of defence and pick a killer pass. Has remained fairly anonymous but has quietly become one of Milan and Italy's best ever players. Still a relatively young 33, if Man City are looking for a way to avoid condeding three at home to Burnley, here lies your answer.
Paolo Maldini - You expected him to die well before the year 2000 but he kept on dominating the left flank and winning massive trophies with Milan. Even after retiring from Italy in 2002, having reached the Euro final, he went on to score in one Champions League final and lift the trophy in two others. Was Serie A defender of the year in 2004, and in a league like that honours don't come much higher.
David Beckham - So few players have stayed in the limelight for so long and enjoyed such consistent success. Titles with Man Utd and Madrid, was Milan's best midfielder in his last loan spell there, and in his bald-headed 2002 era was completely unplayable. The free kick against Greece would be enough to put him there by itself.
Zinedine Zidane - The best player ever to play the game. After winning the World Cup in 98, he got better and better, dominating the Madrid midfield, winning World player of the year twice, winning the champions league with 'that' goal, destroyed Brazil in the 2006 World Cup on his own, and would have ended up lifting the trophy if he could have been bothered.
Xavi - At the centre of everything Barcelona and Spain have done of late and has won 13 trophies in the last five years. Was a relative unknown in 2000 but ends the decade as the world's best midfielder hands down.
Michael Ballack - The biggest underachiever in the list, but it's easy to forget that Ballack was THE man in a side that reached a World Cup final and semi-final in the 00s, and displayed an unrivalled range of passing, awareness and goalscoring threat at times. Hasn't really done it at Chelsea, but if he performs to his best there is nobody better still playing the game.
Raul - All time leading scorer in the Champions League. All time leading scorer for Real Madrid. They can spend all the millions they like on forwards but nobody, but nobody, has been anything like as consistent.
Thierry Henry - The man who has won everything, and is ending the decade with a massive cloud over his head. But he still has arguably the best touch in the game, and became Arsenal's greatest ever striker in double quick time. Alongside Bergkamp (what a pairing that was) the greatest foreigner to grace the Premier league.
Subs: Who cares
In retrospect, may as well have just kept it to European team...
Monday, 21 December 2009
Sunday, 20 December 2009
Killing In The Name: Christmas #1
I can't believe how delighted I am to see Rage Against The Machine reach Christmas number 1.
It doesn't matter that they will probably disappear out of the top 40 next week, it doesn't matter that Sony, therefore Simon Cowell, will profit financially from the sales of the record. In my opinion it really, truly matters that a Facebook group was able to rouse a million plus members to register their protest against a reality show monopoly and push a 1992 protest song to the most prominent position in the music industry.
I watched the X factor this year, and I was delighted to see Joe win, because he has the kind of voice that deserves to be heard on a wide scale. But in no way, shape or form should a hastily produced, lazy Disney cover be given divine right to top the music charts, which remain a powerful instigator of music taste. Whether or not R Joe has a decent career will be down partly to his work ethic, partly to his management, but he has the kind of head start that unsigned bands are never, ever likely to get. In the grand scheme of things, he has already experienced massive success.
So many good things come of this; Shelter gets a huge donation from the sales of the song, Rage have promised to come back to the UK to perform for free, and social media has finally proven the weight that it carries. Most importantly, the music buying public, plus those who market and sell it, are reminded that, when given the opportunity, people will vehemently reject mass-produced, lowest-common-denominator pop music in favour of music that actually means something. Even if they have to go back to 1992 to find it.
Too early to predict if X Factor will change its format to accomodate this in any way - I imagine not, but you never know. But as a band member used to performing in front of 3 people in a pub, whose first rock music purchase was Rage Against The Machine, this is a dose of Christmas cheer that I never, ever expected. And it feels all the better for it.
It doesn't matter that they will probably disappear out of the top 40 next week, it doesn't matter that Sony, therefore Simon Cowell, will profit financially from the sales of the record. In my opinion it really, truly matters that a Facebook group was able to rouse a million plus members to register their protest against a reality show monopoly and push a 1992 protest song to the most prominent position in the music industry.
I watched the X factor this year, and I was delighted to see Joe win, because he has the kind of voice that deserves to be heard on a wide scale. But in no way, shape or form should a hastily produced, lazy Disney cover be given divine right to top the music charts, which remain a powerful instigator of music taste. Whether or not R Joe has a decent career will be down partly to his work ethic, partly to his management, but he has the kind of head start that unsigned bands are never, ever likely to get. In the grand scheme of things, he has already experienced massive success.
So many good things come of this; Shelter gets a huge donation from the sales of the song, Rage have promised to come back to the UK to perform for free, and social media has finally proven the weight that it carries. Most importantly, the music buying public, plus those who market and sell it, are reminded that, when given the opportunity, people will vehemently reject mass-produced, lowest-common-denominator pop music in favour of music that actually means something. Even if they have to go back to 1992 to find it.
Too early to predict if X Factor will change its format to accomodate this in any way - I imagine not, but you never know. But as a band member used to performing in front of 3 people in a pub, whose first rock music purchase was Rage Against The Machine, this is a dose of Christmas cheer that I never, ever expected. And it feels all the better for it.
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Picture this
Was at a party the other day, one of your typical Christmas affairs - glitter and tinsel everywhere, Cava, dancing to Abba, but in the corner I spot a guy, a guest at the party who came with his girlfriend, squatted taking pictures. For over an hour.
What's WRONG with you, you boring bastard? I can't stand this obsession with coming to parties, and not only taking pictures, trying to take the kind of pictures you would like to hang on your wall. Why not just, y'know, enjoy the evening (as much as possible) an keep the mental images in your head?
There are big arguments that photography isn't a valid art form, and it's because of people like this, people who do something remotely out of the ordinary and instantly have to capture it, in order to retrospectively enjoy it. You see it everywhere; mothers lying in bushes in order to get the perfect 'natural' shot of their kid playing in the leaves, or a guy hanging on the front barrier at a gig PERMANENTLY filming or snapping the band. It's great to have a couple of personal shots like these, I have one from a Tool gig that I'm particularly proud of, but if you spend your entire night/holiday/day out literallybehind a lens, you're not actually there.
The more I see this, the more I become concerned about the growing number of autistic, silent men, people who have basically given up on socialising in order to live in a virtual reality that they can believe is perfect and well ordered.
If you're this person, I don't want to see the way your iphone immortalised your last day out, I don't want to see the 400 different angles you captured the Eiffel tower from, and I definitely don't give a shit about the X times optical zoom of your Olympus D-fuckknowswhat. There comes a line where an interest in technology becomes absolutely retarded, and people seem to be streaming over this line like lemmings.
What's WRONG with you, you boring bastard? I can't stand this obsession with coming to parties, and not only taking pictures, trying to take the kind of pictures you would like to hang on your wall. Why not just, y'know, enjoy the evening (as much as possible) an keep the mental images in your head?
There are big arguments that photography isn't a valid art form, and it's because of people like this, people who do something remotely out of the ordinary and instantly have to capture it, in order to retrospectively enjoy it. You see it everywhere; mothers lying in bushes in order to get the perfect 'natural' shot of their kid playing in the leaves, or a guy hanging on the front barrier at a gig PERMANENTLY filming or snapping the band. It's great to have a couple of personal shots like these, I have one from a Tool gig that I'm particularly proud of, but if you spend your entire night/holiday/day out literallybehind a lens, you're not actually there.
The more I see this, the more I become concerned about the growing number of autistic, silent men, people who have basically given up on socialising in order to live in a virtual reality that they can believe is perfect and well ordered.
If you're this person, I don't want to see the way your iphone immortalised your last day out, I don't want to see the 400 different angles you captured the Eiffel tower from, and I definitely don't give a shit about the X times optical zoom of your Olympus D-fuckknowswhat. There comes a line where an interest in technology becomes absolutely retarded, and people seem to be streaming over this line like lemmings.
Friday, 18 December 2009
Champions League last 16
I bloody love this draw - always throws up a couple of ties that promise to be classics but never actually deliver. This time round is no exception, but I'll get excited anyway with a quick run through of my tips to progress.
Stuttgart v Barcelona - Barcelona all day long
Olympiakos v Bordeaux - easy passage for the French champions, one of my outside bets to go all the way
Inter Milan v Chelsea - get the fuck in. You can only imagine the reception Jose will get. So much depends on the San Siro leg - Inter are a much better prospect with their quick forwards and Sneijder's left foot is the best in the world. I hope it's tight, but Chelsea are favourites for a reason and will shit on the Inter midfield.
Bayern Munich v Fiorentina - very tight but I'll tip Fiorentina as they seem to have a habit of scoring bags of goals home and away. Bayern have one of the best starting 11s in the competition, on paper, but can't help but concede.
CSKA Moscow v Sevilla - another team I think can sneak to the very late stages, Sevilla will win home and away
Lyon v Real Madrid - you never know. Yeah why not, I'll go for an upset. Lyon regularly beat Madrid at home in the Champions League, and I can image Lloris playing a blinder in the Bernabeau. There isn't a better keeper in the competition.
Porto v Arsenal - I hate Porto, absolutely diabolical football and will never punch above their weight. Arsenal won't be looking forward to marking their big bastard strikers, but if they need to win 6-0 at home in order to progress, they will do.
AC Milan v Man Utd - Beckham returns to Old Trafford, but will leave on the losing side as his team have Onyewu Tiago Silva in defence. People are suggesting United have a mental block against Milan, but seriously, they have Onyewu and Silva in defence.
Go stick a tenner on at laddy's - no need to thank me.
Stuttgart v Barcelona - Barcelona all day long
Olympiakos v Bordeaux - easy passage for the French champions, one of my outside bets to go all the way
Inter Milan v Chelsea - get the fuck in. You can only imagine the reception Jose will get. So much depends on the San Siro leg - Inter are a much better prospect with their quick forwards and Sneijder's left foot is the best in the world. I hope it's tight, but Chelsea are favourites for a reason and will shit on the Inter midfield.
Bayern Munich v Fiorentina - very tight but I'll tip Fiorentina as they seem to have a habit of scoring bags of goals home and away. Bayern have one of the best starting 11s in the competition, on paper, but can't help but concede.
CSKA Moscow v Sevilla - another team I think can sneak to the very late stages, Sevilla will win home and away
Lyon v Real Madrid - you never know. Yeah why not, I'll go for an upset. Lyon regularly beat Madrid at home in the Champions League, and I can image Lloris playing a blinder in the Bernabeau. There isn't a better keeper in the competition.
Porto v Arsenal - I hate Porto, absolutely diabolical football and will never punch above their weight. Arsenal won't be looking forward to marking their big bastard strikers, but if they need to win 6-0 at home in order to progress, they will do.
AC Milan v Man Utd - Beckham returns to Old Trafford, but will leave on the losing side as his team have Onyewu Tiago Silva in defence. People are suggesting United have a mental block against Milan, but seriously, they have Onyewu and Silva in defence.
Go stick a tenner on at laddy's - no need to thank me.
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Paul Hart named new QPR boss
I'm really beginning to worry about QPR.
With billionaire owners, the Championship should not be too hard a division to get out of - you can attract lower-Premiership quality players without much fuss, get them playing consistently and up you go. This is the club's third season with gazillionaire backing, and they still play at one of the worst grounds in the universe, and are as consistent as David Beckham's hairstyle.
Not only have the owners resisted spending big money (record fee is £3.5 million for Alejandro Faurlin, a complete unknown with a record of 15 apps, 0 goals), they consistently pick middle-of-the-road managers with no real record to speak of. The latest, Paul Hart, has just been installed to replace Jim Magilton, the man who chooses to discipline his immigrant central midfielders with a headbutt in the dressing room.
Why on earth couldn't Ecclestone and Briatore make just one big, bold investment in the footballing side of the club? There are so many decent managers out of work; Curbishley, Coppell, Ferguson, Dalglish, Barnes (just kidding) for example, all of whom have a track record of winning promotion and making shrewd purchases in the transfer market. Paul Hart has a tradition of taking over clubs in a fuckload of debt and gallantly trying, yet failing, to turn things around. If he makes it to the end of his 5-month contract, that will be an achievement in itself.
If I was a QPR fan, despite being 3 points off the play-offs, I'd probably be writing off this season in terms of promotion, and hoping that the two Godfathers in the director's chairs stop treating the club as some kind of social experiment and start making some well-thought-out footballing decisions. Or at least paying someone to do it for them.
With billionaire owners, the Championship should not be too hard a division to get out of - you can attract lower-Premiership quality players without much fuss, get them playing consistently and up you go. This is the club's third season with gazillionaire backing, and they still play at one of the worst grounds in the universe, and are as consistent as David Beckham's hairstyle.
Not only have the owners resisted spending big money (record fee is £3.5 million for Alejandro Faurlin, a complete unknown with a record of 15 apps, 0 goals), they consistently pick middle-of-the-road managers with no real record to speak of. The latest, Paul Hart, has just been installed to replace Jim Magilton, the man who chooses to discipline his immigrant central midfielders with a headbutt in the dressing room.
Why on earth couldn't Ecclestone and Briatore make just one big, bold investment in the footballing side of the club? There are so many decent managers out of work; Curbishley, Coppell, Ferguson, Dalglish, Barnes (just kidding) for example, all of whom have a track record of winning promotion and making shrewd purchases in the transfer market. Paul Hart has a tradition of taking over clubs in a fuckload of debt and gallantly trying, yet failing, to turn things around. If he makes it to the end of his 5-month contract, that will be an achievement in itself.
If I was a QPR fan, despite being 3 points off the play-offs, I'd probably be writing off this season in terms of promotion, and hoping that the two Godfathers in the director's chairs stop treating the club as some kind of social experiment and start making some well-thought-out footballing decisions. Or at least paying someone to do it for them.
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
England World Cup Stadia
If the Fifa execs have any sense (which is essentially the problem) they will pick England for the 2018 World Cup.
The list of potential venues that was published today is reminder of how mental each and every game would be. The new Home Park in Plymouth and Ashton Gate in Bristol, Elland Road, Stadium of Light, stadium:mk - what you get with these is the most amazing cross-section of fans and cultures anywhere in football.
Every region is accounted for, including the South West for the first time, and you have to take your hat off to our much-maligned bid team for presenting a plan that will give our most passionate pockets of fans the chance to see (and scream at) top international sides in action.
The new Wembley is mind-blowing, the new Olympic stadium will be too, and without much doubt the offerings from Tottenham, Forest and Liverpool will be right up there as well. All the likes of Blatter and Warner have to do is visit these places for a few hours and they can't help but be blown away. Surely?
The list of potential venues that was published today is reminder of how mental each and every game would be. The new Home Park in Plymouth and Ashton Gate in Bristol, Elland Road, Stadium of Light, stadium:mk - what you get with these is the most amazing cross-section of fans and cultures anywhere in football.
Every region is accounted for, including the South West for the first time, and you have to take your hat off to our much-maligned bid team for presenting a plan that will give our most passionate pockets of fans the chance to see (and scream at) top international sides in action.
The new Wembley is mind-blowing, the new Olympic stadium will be too, and without much doubt the offerings from Tottenham, Forest and Liverpool will be right up there as well. All the likes of Blatter and Warner have to do is visit these places for a few hours and they can't help but be blown away. Surely?
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Mick McCarthy
The Wolves boss rested ten players for his side's trip to Man Utd, and the fans are going mental, accusing him of giving up on the game and screwing the Wolves fans who paid for a ticket. Give me a break.
What did the average Wolves fan expect from a Tuesday night visit to Old Trafford? Especially after the champions had lost at home a few days before? Most would have taken 3-0 before kick-off.
What McCarthy has done could turn out to be one of the best decisions made by any manager this season.
After a 1-0 win away to Spurs, the Wolves team is buzzing, and the last thing they need for morale is a footballing lesson by the likes of Gibson and Obertan. The players are also protected from any Scholes-esque tackles which would have got them injured for the christmas fixture run-in. On top of all that, the 11 he put out weren't that bloody bad.
Fans who listened to McCarthy before the game would have heard that he expected nothing less than a tanking tonight, so should have prepared themselves accordingly. And £42 is the price you pay to sit in Old Trafford and watch one of the best teams in the world, you're supposed to just enjoy the spectacle and if you feel you deserve an evenly-matched game for your money, you're a moron.
Wolves have one goal this season: stay in the Premier League, and by resting his best side tonight, McCarthy has the best possible chance of winning a crucial game against Burnley this weekend and taking another step towards safety. Teams like his win at Old Trafford once in a blue moon, and when the league is a tight as this, you work to those probabilities. If they stay up, and I think they will, the manager is a genius, and all the fans who are accusing McCarthy of screwing them will, come May, fondly remember the night away to Man Utd, when he saved them.
What did the average Wolves fan expect from a Tuesday night visit to Old Trafford? Especially after the champions had lost at home a few days before? Most would have taken 3-0 before kick-off.
What McCarthy has done could turn out to be one of the best decisions made by any manager this season.
After a 1-0 win away to Spurs, the Wolves team is buzzing, and the last thing they need for morale is a footballing lesson by the likes of Gibson and Obertan. The players are also protected from any Scholes-esque tackles which would have got them injured for the christmas fixture run-in. On top of all that, the 11 he put out weren't that bloody bad.
Fans who listened to McCarthy before the game would have heard that he expected nothing less than a tanking tonight, so should have prepared themselves accordingly. And £42 is the price you pay to sit in Old Trafford and watch one of the best teams in the world, you're supposed to just enjoy the spectacle and if you feel you deserve an evenly-matched game for your money, you're a moron.
Wolves have one goal this season: stay in the Premier League, and by resting his best side tonight, McCarthy has the best possible chance of winning a crucial game against Burnley this weekend and taking another step towards safety. Teams like his win at Old Trafford once in a blue moon, and when the league is a tight as this, you work to those probabilities. If they stay up, and I think they will, the manager is a genius, and all the fans who are accusing McCarthy of screwing them will, come May, fondly remember the night away to Man Utd, when he saved them.
Monday, 7 December 2009
Zamora for England?
No, absolutely not.
Roy Hodgson, probably one of the Premier League's best managers, today suggested that Bobby Zamora gives England a great alternative to Emile Heskey at the World Cup. He couldn't be more accurate - in the semi-finals let's swap one big tough bastard who has as much chance of scoring at the World Cup as I do, with another.
Why have certain sectors of the public now decided that we need a number 9 whose sole purpose is to chest the ball down and go down dramatically at corners? We might play in all white, but Bolton we aint.
Peter Crouch is the only choice to play alongside Rooney if we want a front line with agility, creativity and an eye for goal. We can't afford to have a Heskey or Zamora clogging up the penalty area when one of the good players comes steaming in to meet a cross.
I will always love Zamora for the goals he scored to get us to the Premiership in 2005 - his second against Ipswich was without doubt one of the goals of the season, but in the Premiership, four years and a couple of stone later, he simply won't score unless he's four and a half yards out. His goals have come against some of the worst defences in the league, Portsmouth, Hull and Liverpool for example, and we need players who can make chances for themselves. I'd love to see him in the next friendly though just to be proved right.
Roy Hodgson, probably one of the Premier League's best managers, today suggested that Bobby Zamora gives England a great alternative to Emile Heskey at the World Cup. He couldn't be more accurate - in the semi-finals let's swap one big tough bastard who has as much chance of scoring at the World Cup as I do, with another.
Why have certain sectors of the public now decided that we need a number 9 whose sole purpose is to chest the ball down and go down dramatically at corners? We might play in all white, but Bolton we aint.
Peter Crouch is the only choice to play alongside Rooney if we want a front line with agility, creativity and an eye for goal. We can't afford to have a Heskey or Zamora clogging up the penalty area when one of the good players comes steaming in to meet a cross.
I will always love Zamora for the goals he scored to get us to the Premiership in 2005 - his second against Ipswich was without doubt one of the goals of the season, but in the Premiership, four years and a couple of stone later, he simply won't score unless he's four and a half yards out. His goals have come against some of the worst defences in the league, Portsmouth, Hull and Liverpool for example, and we need players who can make chances for themselves. I'd love to see him in the next friendly though just to be proved right.
Friday, 4 December 2009
World Cup draw - post
That'll do nicely. Three wins for us I'd say, but a tasty second round tie with Ghana looms large.
I'd love to see Ivory Coast upset Portugal and qualify from their group, and you know what? I think they will.
France are the jammiest bastards in the competition, and even they can't screw up qualifying from that ridiculous group. Other than that, Spain have the softest passage into the knockouts that they could have wished for; lets hope Brazil slip up in their group and then those two can meet in the last 16.
Quick summary of the sides I'm tipping to progress:
A: France, Mexico
B: Argentina, Nigeria
C: England, USA
D: Germany, Ghana
E: Netherlands, Cameroon
F: Italy, Paraguay
G: Brazil, Ivory Coast
H: Spain, Chile
I'd love to see Ivory Coast upset Portugal and qualify from their group, and you know what? I think they will.
France are the jammiest bastards in the competition, and even they can't screw up qualifying from that ridiculous group. Other than that, Spain have the softest passage into the knockouts that they could have wished for; lets hope Brazil slip up in their group and then those two can meet in the last 16.
Quick summary of the sides I'm tipping to progress:
A: France, Mexico
B: Argentina, Nigeria
C: England, USA
D: Germany, Ghana
E: Netherlands, Cameroon
F: Italy, Paraguay
G: Brazil, Ivory Coast
H: Spain, Chile
Thursday, 3 December 2009
World Cup Draw - pre
One of those days I genuinely can't wait for, the World Cup draw is upon us. One look at the four pots and you just know there's going to be some bloody brilliant ties. There are a couple of near certainties; there will one impossibly hard group in which a pre-tournament favourite will crash out; there will be one unbeleivably shite group containing a team that will jam its way to the semi finals; France and Netherlands will be drawn together.
I'd like to see England draw some of the more unpredictable teams, mainly to provide some good variation and a range of game tempos before the knockouts. And nobody wants a big African side or a team with Premiership stars, I think it's safe to say.
Dream Group:
England
North Korea
Nigeria
Greece
Nightmare Group:
England
Australia
Ivory Coast
Portugal
My hope is, by predicting this now, I rule out the possibility of this actually happening.
I'd like to see England draw some of the more unpredictable teams, mainly to provide some good variation and a range of game tempos before the knockouts. And nobody wants a big African side or a team with Premiership stars, I think it's safe to say.
Dream Group:
England
North Korea
Nigeria
Greece
Nightmare Group:
England
Australia
Ivory Coast
Portugal
My hope is, by predicting this now, I rule out the possibility of this actually happening.
Monday, 30 November 2009
Luck of the Irish wore out. Get over it.
Nobody likes a sore loser.
When West Ham controversially stayed up in 2007 thanks to a goal by Carlos Tevez, who was owned by god knows who at the time, a few people raised their eyebrows and muttered that they wouldn't like to be Sheffield United, who went down instead. But then they remembered that West Ham had already suffered a stonking fine for fielding a player who had irregular paperwork, the authorities had looked into things and considered themselves satisfied, and that you cannot possibly single out one player as being the sole reason for a club's fortunes.
Sheffield United were rightfully aggrieved, but in the name of christ, they were still arguing about it two years later. Lawsuits, appeals, letters to government, and currently the club is still looking at a multi squillion pound fine that is severely hampering its financial position and still threatens to kill West Ham stone dead. Nobody likes when the fates seem to be against them, but the endless court action, telling anyone who will listen that the game is crooked, that it was anybody's fault but theirs that they couldn't beat Wigan at home, does more harm to the game that an Argentinian bloke who signed a dodgy contract in his infancy because he didn't want to live in the mud any more.
I fear the same scenario may be happening with the Republic of Ireland. The fact that the officials missed Henry's handball is a disgrace, the fact that Ireland were forced to play a big team in the play-offs is a disgrace, but asking for an extra place at the World Cup is one of the most ill-thought out, petulent and ridiculous requests I have ever heard in football.
I won't even go into the logistics of how this would work, because in no way could it possibly do so. But I will say this; as hard as their defeat was to take, Ireland have no more right to be in the World Cup than any of the other teams who came so near and yet so far. Take the Henry incident out of the equation and Ireland still hadn't won the game. Defeat was snatched from the jaws of a penalty shoot out they may well have lost.
There are many ways for Ireland to vent their frustration. Sue FIFA for seeding the play-offs at the last minute. Or lobby for video technology to be used. Personally I'm very uneasy about letting video into football - it isn't a stop-start game like tennis, cricket or rugby, and I fear that it would be used first for goalline decisions, then for corners, then to answer a player every time he raises his hands and questions a decision. Football is an unpredictable game of human error, which is what makes it dramatic, and although standards of refereeing could be significantly improved, the controversy that they inevitably provide is something I would really miss if it were gone.
The time has come for Ireland to accept that, whether we like it or not, football can be very cruel, but on the pitch these things can happen, and maybe the next decision will go in their favour. If they really can't let it go, then surely their battle is to ensure the authorities prevent this kind of injustice from happening again, not to be awarded entry into a tournament they didn't qualify for in the first place.
When West Ham controversially stayed up in 2007 thanks to a goal by Carlos Tevez, who was owned by god knows who at the time, a few people raised their eyebrows and muttered that they wouldn't like to be Sheffield United, who went down instead. But then they remembered that West Ham had already suffered a stonking fine for fielding a player who had irregular paperwork, the authorities had looked into things and considered themselves satisfied, and that you cannot possibly single out one player as being the sole reason for a club's fortunes.
Sheffield United were rightfully aggrieved, but in the name of christ, they were still arguing about it two years later. Lawsuits, appeals, letters to government, and currently the club is still looking at a multi squillion pound fine that is severely hampering its financial position and still threatens to kill West Ham stone dead. Nobody likes when the fates seem to be against them, but the endless court action, telling anyone who will listen that the game is crooked, that it was anybody's fault but theirs that they couldn't beat Wigan at home, does more harm to the game that an Argentinian bloke who signed a dodgy contract in his infancy because he didn't want to live in the mud any more.
I fear the same scenario may be happening with the Republic of Ireland. The fact that the officials missed Henry's handball is a disgrace, the fact that Ireland were forced to play a big team in the play-offs is a disgrace, but asking for an extra place at the World Cup is one of the most ill-thought out, petulent and ridiculous requests I have ever heard in football.
I won't even go into the logistics of how this would work, because in no way could it possibly do so. But I will say this; as hard as their defeat was to take, Ireland have no more right to be in the World Cup than any of the other teams who came so near and yet so far. Take the Henry incident out of the equation and Ireland still hadn't won the game. Defeat was snatched from the jaws of a penalty shoot out they may well have lost.
There are many ways for Ireland to vent their frustration. Sue FIFA for seeding the play-offs at the last minute. Or lobby for video technology to be used. Personally I'm very uneasy about letting video into football - it isn't a stop-start game like tennis, cricket or rugby, and I fear that it would be used first for goalline decisions, then for corners, then to answer a player every time he raises his hands and questions a decision. Football is an unpredictable game of human error, which is what makes it dramatic, and although standards of refereeing could be significantly improved, the controversy that they inevitably provide is something I would really miss if it were gone.
The time has come for Ireland to accept that, whether we like it or not, football can be very cruel, but on the pitch these things can happen, and maybe the next decision will go in their favour. If they really can't let it go, then surely their battle is to ensure the authorities prevent this kind of injustice from happening again, not to be awarded entry into a tournament they didn't qualify for in the first place.
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Champions League
The more I watch of this season's Champions League the more I feel there could be a new name on the trophy in May. Admittedly my top two choices, Arsenal and Chelsea, aren't exactly unknown on the big stage, but there are no past winners doing a lot to impress anyone at present.
United were, for the most part, rubbish last night, and showed, as they did in their FA Cup semi against Everton, that their youngsters are not yet good enough for these types of games. Not Foster, not Brown, not Anderson, not Welbeck, not anybody. I'm sure Sir Alex will be well aware of this, but my worry is that some of these boys play for England.
Chelsea look frightening at the moment - there is no better squad in the Champions League and they seem capable of scoring at will. Firm favourites for me, behind a free-flowing Arsenal who, despite a fairly easy group, are utterly destroying everything in their path. Which is a hard habit to break.
But then you have the surprise packages. Bordeaux are showing themselves to be tactically superior to the likes of Bayern and Juventus, and they look like they could go anywhere and score goals. With one of the best young managers in the game, I'd expect them to sneak through against the likes of Madrid who can't get a consistent team out two weeks running. And what price Fiorentina? Probably the most impressive Italian team so far, they have largely senior, experienced squad (Zanetti, Dainelli, Mutu) with quality young players like Jovetic supplying the creativity - could turn a few heads if their home form continues to hold up.
The other one for me is Sevilla, who have my favourite striker in world football, Luis Fabiano, in their ranks. But interestingly, it's their defence that has proven the most powerful force. Jointly with Barca and Real, Sevilla have conceded the fewest goals in the Spanish League. If they can take that kind of record into the knockout stages, whilst keeping their stars fit at the other end, they have as good a chance as anyone. Watch this space for a Man Utd v Madrid final then.
United were, for the most part, rubbish last night, and showed, as they did in their FA Cup semi against Everton, that their youngsters are not yet good enough for these types of games. Not Foster, not Brown, not Anderson, not Welbeck, not anybody. I'm sure Sir Alex will be well aware of this, but my worry is that some of these boys play for England.
Chelsea look frightening at the moment - there is no better squad in the Champions League and they seem capable of scoring at will. Firm favourites for me, behind a free-flowing Arsenal who, despite a fairly easy group, are utterly destroying everything in their path. Which is a hard habit to break.
But then you have the surprise packages. Bordeaux are showing themselves to be tactically superior to the likes of Bayern and Juventus, and they look like they could go anywhere and score goals. With one of the best young managers in the game, I'd expect them to sneak through against the likes of Madrid who can't get a consistent team out two weeks running. And what price Fiorentina? Probably the most impressive Italian team so far, they have largely senior, experienced squad (Zanetti, Dainelli, Mutu) with quality young players like Jovetic supplying the creativity - could turn a few heads if their home form continues to hold up.
The other one for me is Sevilla, who have my favourite striker in world football, Luis Fabiano, in their ranks. But interestingly, it's their defence that has proven the most powerful force. Jointly with Barca and Real, Sevilla have conceded the fewest goals in the Spanish League. If they can take that kind of record into the knockout stages, whilst keeping their stars fit at the other end, they have as good a chance as anyone. Watch this space for a Man Utd v Madrid final then.
Monday, 23 November 2009
Tottenham v Wigan and why Crouch has to start for England
Wigan fans have been offered their money back for coming to see their 9-1 defeat at Spurs. Not sure that will make anyone feel much better. Certainly won't fill the hole in their midfield.
The headlines are about Defoe getting 5 goals, but the Spurs striker who made the biggest claim to start for England, in my opinion, is Peter Crouch. The amount of space he created for Lennon and Defoe was unreal, and at times he was holding off two, three challenges at a time before playing one of them in.
When a big man doesn't play for England, Rooney drops off and tries to play spectacular 40-yard balls to the likes of Darren Bent and Defoe who are running around on their own against the back four. It doesn't work. Crouch can win the high balls, but his passing is also sharper than Heskey's, and needless to say he has infinitely more prowess in front of goal.
Crouch needs to play so that someone other than Rooney can do the dirty work. Doing that also frees Rooney to take on centre-forward responsibilities, then Defoe can jump on in his place when we need some pace. Surely it's an obvious choice given his record?
My England XI based on the current state of things:
Green, Johnson, Ferdinand, Terry, A. Cole, Lennon, Barry, Lampard, J.Cole, Crouch, Rooney
The headlines are about Defoe getting 5 goals, but the Spurs striker who made the biggest claim to start for England, in my opinion, is Peter Crouch. The amount of space he created for Lennon and Defoe was unreal, and at times he was holding off two, three challenges at a time before playing one of them in.
When a big man doesn't play for England, Rooney drops off and tries to play spectacular 40-yard balls to the likes of Darren Bent and Defoe who are running around on their own against the back four. It doesn't work. Crouch can win the high balls, but his passing is also sharper than Heskey's, and needless to say he has infinitely more prowess in front of goal.
Crouch needs to play so that someone other than Rooney can do the dirty work. Doing that also frees Rooney to take on centre-forward responsibilities, then Defoe can jump on in his place when we need some pace. Surely it's an obvious choice given his record?
My England XI based on the current state of things:
Green, Johnson, Ferdinand, Terry, A. Cole, Lennon, Barry, Lampard, J.Cole, Crouch, Rooney
The lighter side of flooding
Flooding is no laughing matter. But surely the fact that the village of Cockermouth is getting so much press must be making the newsreaders chuckle. They try and get round it with that bollocks 'cockermuth' pronunciation - don't patronise me BBC, we know how it's said.
Anyway it got me thinking about a few other headlines that would lose their edge if they happened to occur in the following places:
'Lighning Strikes Thundergay'
'Serious drought in Cock Pond'
'The burning of Bell End'
'Army deployed to save Twatt'
'Woman missing in Muff'
Anyway it got me thinking about a few other headlines that would lose their edge if they happened to occur in the following places:
'Lighning Strikes Thundergay'
'Serious drought in Cock Pond'
'The burning of Bell End'
'Army deployed to save Twatt'
'Woman missing in Muff'
Sunday, 22 November 2009
Hull 3 West Ham 3
I'll take that. Admittedly, we are one on of a select group of special teams who can NEVER relax, irrespective of how far we are in front. And for I would say the fourth game in a row we have been by far the better team. Do we have 12 points then? Do we hell.
Still, I'm seeing more positives than negatives. Defence needs work, but I'm liking the look of Da Costa and feel he could fill in at right back for the absolutely pointless Julien Faubert. We're hard to beat, and the beauty of West Ham is that rule applies just as much to Arsenal and Man Utd as it does to Hull and Wigan. Three points next week at home to Burnley and I think we'll have seen our last of the bottom three.
Bolton are the new side occupying 18th, and losing 2-0 at home to Blackburn is about as poor as it gets. Megson has got his side playing worse football than even Allardyce managed, and his signings are so poor it's almost hilarious. Sam Ricketts? Mark Davies? Elmander? Can't see them scoring a goal at the moment, never mind picking up points.
As I type Tottenham have gone 8-1 up against Wigan. Kirkland definitely deserves an England call.
Still, I'm seeing more positives than negatives. Defence needs work, but I'm liking the look of Da Costa and feel he could fill in at right back for the absolutely pointless Julien Faubert. We're hard to beat, and the beauty of West Ham is that rule applies just as much to Arsenal and Man Utd as it does to Hull and Wigan. Three points next week at home to Burnley and I think we'll have seen our last of the bottom three.
Bolton are the new side occupying 18th, and losing 2-0 at home to Blackburn is about as poor as it gets. Megson has got his side playing worse football than even Allardyce managed, and his signings are so poor it's almost hilarious. Sam Ricketts? Mark Davies? Elmander? Can't see them scoring a goal at the moment, never mind picking up points.
As I type Tottenham have gone 8-1 up against Wigan. Kirkland definitely deserves an England call.
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Les Jammy Bastards
I went to sleep last night dreaming about how much I hated Thierry Henry. I was resolved that in spite of the fact the referee should have seen it, if you do something like that in a game, even by mistake, you should own up. One of my favourite moments in football was watching Paolo Di Canio pick the ball up because the opposition keeper had got himself injured - I started to believe that this was the only way to play the game.
Then I realised, we all touch things instincitvely without meaning to. I won't go into specifics, but if you give it a minute's thought you will surely agree. And getting away with it brings a special kind of euphoria, no?
So Henry is off the hook for me, now that I've calmed down. What is leaving the worst taste is the fact that, secretly, Fifa will be loving every second of this. Since their disgraceful decision to seed the play-offs, their agenda has been clear; make sure the big teams get to the world cup so we can sell more shirts to the Africans. With Ireland up in arms (and let's be honest, few other countries can put on a strop quite as well), Blatter, Platini et al can lap up the headlines they're getting, then with the world's media on them, say that football is a funny old game and that is why we love it, and that maybe France would have won on penalties anyway. The fact that Ireland should never have been forced into a nearly impossible play-off will not be raised, nor apologised for. My only comfort is that Domenech, the man who believes Sidney Govou is more of a potent striker than Karim Benzema, will still be at the helm in July. They won't make it out of the group.
With regards to goalline technology, I may be the only person in the world sitting slightly on the fence. Maybe there is some beauty in the human error in football. Not when you're on the recieving end of course, but any fan can think of an example when a dodgy goal has been given to their team and they're loved it all the more to see the look on the keeper's face. In reality, missing a handball like Henry's is one in a million, and even a computer could stuff it up that often. A goalline official would have spotted the offence in a second, but when these people appeared in the Europa league, they had the piss ripped out of them.
My worry is that one technology leads to another, and the next time I'm screaming at the ref he can turn to me and say, 'It's not me mate, it's the machine.'
If the roles had been reversed last night, I'd have laughed myself to sleep. When Carlton Cole handles on the line on the last day of our season when we need a point to stay up, I don't want to see goalline technology anywhere within a hundred miles. My only enduring emotion is sadness, that the team who suffered this incredibly rare injustice happened to be one of the sides Fifa deemed unworthy of qualifying for the world cup in the first place.
Then I realised, we all touch things instincitvely without meaning to. I won't go into specifics, but if you give it a minute's thought you will surely agree. And getting away with it brings a special kind of euphoria, no?
So Henry is off the hook for me, now that I've calmed down. What is leaving the worst taste is the fact that, secretly, Fifa will be loving every second of this. Since their disgraceful decision to seed the play-offs, their agenda has been clear; make sure the big teams get to the world cup so we can sell more shirts to the Africans. With Ireland up in arms (and let's be honest, few other countries can put on a strop quite as well), Blatter, Platini et al can lap up the headlines they're getting, then with the world's media on them, say that football is a funny old game and that is why we love it, and that maybe France would have won on penalties anyway. The fact that Ireland should never have been forced into a nearly impossible play-off will not be raised, nor apologised for. My only comfort is that Domenech, the man who believes Sidney Govou is more of a potent striker than Karim Benzema, will still be at the helm in July. They won't make it out of the group.
With regards to goalline technology, I may be the only person in the world sitting slightly on the fence. Maybe there is some beauty in the human error in football. Not when you're on the recieving end of course, but any fan can think of an example when a dodgy goal has been given to their team and they're loved it all the more to see the look on the keeper's face. In reality, missing a handball like Henry's is one in a million, and even a computer could stuff it up that often. A goalline official would have spotted the offence in a second, but when these people appeared in the Europa league, they had the piss ripped out of them.
My worry is that one technology leads to another, and the next time I'm screaming at the ref he can turn to me and say, 'It's not me mate, it's the machine.'
If the roles had been reversed last night, I'd have laughed myself to sleep. When Carlton Cole handles on the line on the last day of our season when we need a point to stay up, I don't want to see goalline technology anywhere within a hundred miles. My only enduring emotion is sadness, that the team who suffered this incredibly rare injustice happened to be one of the sides Fifa deemed unworthy of qualifying for the world cup in the first place.
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Trains
It's an old and well-worn argument, but if train services are getting persistently worse, surely a price hike is ill-advised?
Every month, I get a train from Reading to Swansea on which I can't breathe, let alone find a seat, for three-quarters of the way. I'll have to keep getting the same service next year, only difference is, it'll cost me a few quid more. Except it won't, because I'm getting a car and polluting the planet before I squeeze past another bloke in a suit shouting into his Blackberry to say his train will be an hour late.
Train travel is overcrowded, overpriced and thunderously late, and it doesn't need to be. The argument will probably be made this week that if people paid their fares rather than dodged the guard, prices would come down. I live in a bumpkin town in Surrey - people have the money to buy tickets but with no barriers and no guards, why bother? Stick a barrier in front of every entrance to the station (there's only three, one's a hole in the wall) and you solve the problem.
You don't even need to employ staff at the gates - if people don't buy a ticket they can't get on the platform. Easy. Then you start to make enough money to add more carriages, fix the tracks properly and avoid having to squeeze more out of commuters who, if they went to a small claims court, could successfully sue train companies for the negligence, delays and just overall shiteness that is associated with so many journeys.
Every month, I get a train from Reading to Swansea on which I can't breathe, let alone find a seat, for three-quarters of the way. I'll have to keep getting the same service next year, only difference is, it'll cost me a few quid more. Except it won't, because I'm getting a car and polluting the planet before I squeeze past another bloke in a suit shouting into his Blackberry to say his train will be an hour late.
Train travel is overcrowded, overpriced and thunderously late, and it doesn't need to be. The argument will probably be made this week that if people paid their fares rather than dodged the guard, prices would come down. I live in a bumpkin town in Surrey - people have the money to buy tickets but with no barriers and no guards, why bother? Stick a barrier in front of every entrance to the station (there's only three, one's a hole in the wall) and you solve the problem.
You don't even need to employ staff at the gates - if people don't buy a ticket they can't get on the platform. Easy. Then you start to make enough money to add more carriages, fix the tracks properly and avoid having to squeeze more out of commuters who, if they went to a small claims court, could successfully sue train companies for the negligence, delays and just overall shiteness that is associated with so many journeys.
Monday, 16 November 2009
Time to change the Wales boss
Forget Scotland, the man who should be vacating his post this week should be John Toshack.
Let's face it - with Scotland's current squad there isn't a lot of hope, perhaps Alex Ferguson could get them fired up enough to reach the playoffs but that's about it. Wales however, have their best crop of players since Southall/Giggs/Hughes/Rush era, but are no closer to a groundshare with Bristol City than they are to a major tournament.
In friendly matches, the team displays so much quality it makes your head spin. I remember last year when they stuffed Norway, I thought they could really kick on and challenge in their World Cup group, but straight away they go and balls it up in qualifiers when the result actually matters.
The way I look at it is: if Wales keep Toshack they will continue to lose to Finland and Slovakia at home, and find themselves fighting for 3rd in the group before you know it. Without him, they will probably lose the ability to develop players like Ramsey, Ledley, Church, Hennessey in the first team. So let's stick him upstairs in a director's chair while the team are on a high, and bring in more of a quality tactician who can bring in some consistency. Suggestions? Maybe a non-Welsh for a change; Rijkaard wouldn't be a bad shout, not that he'd take it.
Let's face it - with Scotland's current squad there isn't a lot of hope, perhaps Alex Ferguson could get them fired up enough to reach the playoffs but that's about it. Wales however, have their best crop of players since Southall/Giggs/Hughes/Rush era, but are no closer to a groundshare with Bristol City than they are to a major tournament.
In friendly matches, the team displays so much quality it makes your head spin. I remember last year when they stuffed Norway, I thought they could really kick on and challenge in their World Cup group, but straight away they go and balls it up in qualifiers when the result actually matters.
The way I look at it is: if Wales keep Toshack they will continue to lose to Finland and Slovakia at home, and find themselves fighting for 3rd in the group before you know it. Without him, they will probably lose the ability to develop players like Ramsey, Ledley, Church, Hennessey in the first team. So let's stick him upstairs in a director's chair while the team are on a high, and bring in more of a quality tactician who can bring in some consistency. Suggestions? Maybe a non-Welsh for a change; Rijkaard wouldn't be a bad shout, not that he'd take it.
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Michael Jackson live seance
The most unbelievable piece of fucking shite I have ever seen. And I only saw the last ten minutes.
I've seen Most Haunted a few times - seems a fairly relevant way to entertain/terrify the bewildered and depressed - people who don't believe in God but can't quite bring themselves to believe that spirits, ghosts and leprechauns don't exist. But this shit is unbeleivable -I'm actually asking myself, how dare they put this on?
Watch it on Sky on demand, there's four mental fans sitting there sobbing their eyes out while a sweating Scouser tells them that Michael now considers them his friends. Derek Acorah says he feels Michael's presence in the room - THERE'S FOUR TWATS SAT WITH YOU WEARING SPARKLY GLOVES AND FEDORA HATS - think that could have anything to do with it?! I turned on to hear Acorah muttering some bollocks about Jackson having a sore throat and a woman says 'That sounds like Michael'. What, on any level, does that mean?
I know a bit about the practise of contacting spirits and know it helps some people a lot, but Sky should honestly have to answer for putting this on live. A seance for Michael Jackson is the most exploitative way of flogging a dead celebrity that I can imagine. Acorah is a national joke, and he's given an hour to make up stories to fulfill the fantasies of four clearly unhinged individuals. By the end they are actually speechless, crying and shaking, promising to go back and talk to him again while June bloody Sarpong tried to interview them in the dying seconds before the ads. How do they do this? By going back to (and paying for) another medium, of course.
Anyone who genuinely believes in psychic mediums would surely agree that these experiences should be intensely private, spiritual even. Doing it live on Sky reinforces that this sort of thing is done only to entertain others. Which means that Acorah is exploiting his clients (customers? students? whatever you call them) and jumping all over a dead man's grave to make a fast buck. If I was a member of the Jackson family I'm pretty sure I'd be fuming.
I've seen Most Haunted a few times - seems a fairly relevant way to entertain/terrify the bewildered and depressed - people who don't believe in God but can't quite bring themselves to believe that spirits, ghosts and leprechauns don't exist. But this shit is unbeleivable -I'm actually asking myself, how dare they put this on?
Watch it on Sky on demand, there's four mental fans sitting there sobbing their eyes out while a sweating Scouser tells them that Michael now considers them his friends. Derek Acorah says he feels Michael's presence in the room - THERE'S FOUR TWATS SAT WITH YOU WEARING SPARKLY GLOVES AND FEDORA HATS - think that could have anything to do with it?! I turned on to hear Acorah muttering some bollocks about Jackson having a sore throat and a woman says 'That sounds like Michael'. What, on any level, does that mean?
I know a bit about the practise of contacting spirits and know it helps some people a lot, but Sky should honestly have to answer for putting this on live. A seance for Michael Jackson is the most exploitative way of flogging a dead celebrity that I can imagine. Acorah is a national joke, and he's given an hour to make up stories to fulfill the fantasies of four clearly unhinged individuals. By the end they are actually speechless, crying and shaking, promising to go back and talk to him again while June bloody Sarpong tried to interview them in the dying seconds before the ads. How do they do this? By going back to (and paying for) another medium, of course.
Anyone who genuinely believes in psychic mediums would surely agree that these experiences should be intensely private, spiritual even. Doing it live on Sky reinforces that this sort of thing is done only to entertain others. Which means that Acorah is exploiting his clients (customers? students? whatever you call them) and jumping all over a dead man's grave to make a fast buck. If I was a member of the Jackson family I'm pretty sure I'd be fuming.
Saturday, 14 November 2009
I'm not racist but..
An African team can't win the World Cup.
At the start of the qualifiers, the odds on Egypt winning the World Cup were 1500-1. The African champions. For a tournament in Africa. I was very tempted to put a few bob on that one, then decided against it.
Each African team will, I believe, qualify from their groups. More and more, the European teams are finding themselves ridiculously nackered after playing in every cup / league/ european game their countries have to offer, and the home crowds will get them through on adrenaline. From a tournament point of view, that'd make from some cracking last 16 ties.
But then you have the tactics. People like Bryan Robson and John Barnes coach these teams. It's still all about tricks and spectacular goals from 85 yards. The keepers are hilarious, and are just as likely to kick their centre-back's head off as they are to catch a cross. The best centre-back on the continent is still probably Rigobert Song. Or that Booth bloke who could get outpaced byPeter Crouch.
When it comes to the last 16, is there any African team that can keep their focus for 90 mins, commit the odd professional foul without getting sent off, adjust to a new formation mid-game or win a penalty shootout? Don't think so - therefore I can't see any home nations making the last four. But I hope to God I'm wrong x
At the start of the qualifiers, the odds on Egypt winning the World Cup were 1500-1. The African champions. For a tournament in Africa. I was very tempted to put a few bob on that one, then decided against it.
Each African team will, I believe, qualify from their groups. More and more, the European teams are finding themselves ridiculously nackered after playing in every cup / league/ european game their countries have to offer, and the home crowds will get them through on adrenaline. From a tournament point of view, that'd make from some cracking last 16 ties.
But then you have the tactics. People like Bryan Robson and John Barnes coach these teams. It's still all about tricks and spectacular goals from 85 yards. The keepers are hilarious, and are just as likely to kick their centre-back's head off as they are to catch a cross. The best centre-back on the continent is still probably Rigobert Song. Or that Booth bloke who could get outpaced byPeter Crouch.
When it comes to the last 16, is there any African team that can keep their focus for 90 mins, commit the odd professional foul without getting sent off, adjust to a new formation mid-game or win a penalty shootout? Don't think so - therefore I can't see any home nations making the last four. But I hope to God I'm wrong x
Raymond Domenech
If I were France manager - there team would pick itself:
Lloris
Sagna Gallas Mexes Evra
Diarra
Gourcuff Ribery
Henry
Benzema Anelka
How different will tonight's team be? Apart form the enforced ones through injury, I fully expect to see Toulalan, Sissoko, Govou and christ knows who else starting at Croke park. Why does Domenech still have a job in football, of any sort? He gives the young players absolutely no chance (Nasri has 15 caps in nearly 3 years, Clichy just 3) and couldn't pick his nose the same way twice. Despite a team featuring Keith Andrews, Sean St Ledger and Kevin Kilbane, Ireland are well worth a punt tonight, and to go through overall.
Quick play-off predictions:
Ireland 1 France 0
Portugal 2 Bosnia 1
Russia 3 Slovenia 0
Greece 0 Ukraine 0
Lloris
Sagna Gallas Mexes Evra
Diarra
Gourcuff Ribery
Henry
Benzema Anelka
How different will tonight's team be? Apart form the enforced ones through injury, I fully expect to see Toulalan, Sissoko, Govou and christ knows who else starting at Croke park. Why does Domenech still have a job in football, of any sort? He gives the young players absolutely no chance (Nasri has 15 caps in nearly 3 years, Clichy just 3) and couldn't pick his nose the same way twice. Despite a team featuring Keith Andrews, Sean St Ledger and Kevin Kilbane, Ireland are well worth a punt tonight, and to go through overall.
Quick play-off predictions:
Ireland 1 France 0
Portugal 2 Bosnia 1
Russia 3 Slovenia 0
Greece 0 Ukraine 0
Brazil vs England
Wouldn't want to be a club manager this weekend. From a playing point of view - what is the point of this friendly? Qatar will be hotter than the sun - and the World Cup is likely to be cold in South Africa. As in Japan, we'll boldly chase Brazil for 60 minutes before collapsing from sheer exhaustion, allowing the likes of Ramires to actually look good. Lampard's already looking at two months out (although I flew economy this weekend - didn't stop me stretching my legs) and Terry looks unlikely too. Effect on the Premiership? Potentially huge. Effect on the 2010 World Cup, disregarding the various business lunches over 2018? Nil.
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