Flooding is no laughing matter. But surely the fact that the village of Cockermouth is getting so much press must be making the newsreaders chuckle. They try and get round it with that bollocks 'cockermuth' pronunciation - don't patronise me BBC, we know how it's said.
Anyway it got me thinking about a few other headlines that would lose their edge if they happened to occur in the following places:
'Lighning Strikes Thundergay'
'Serious drought in Cock Pond'
'The burning of Bell End'
'Army deployed to save Twatt'
'Woman missing in Muff'
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